This isn't the way I should be starting a baby blanket.
I worked on the border during the first half of yesterday's game between the Patriots and the Colts. Okay, if you want to be precise, I started it while watching the Bears-Saints game and Parasite, a really awful movie (in the loosest sense imaginable) from 1982. The point is, the border went smoothly.
I started the body during the second half of the game. I got a little...distracted...by the game. Me, a football non-watcher. It was disgraceful.
This is what the body should look like. Obviously I was able to manage in one section of the blanket.
I'm not sure what happened to the other section, but it seems to be a metaphor for what happened in the game, to the Pats anyway. Eek!