Don't microwave the bottle for 30 seconds. That's too long. The poor bear doesn't deserve to be treated like this.
Oh yeah, I was supposed to talk about knitting, wasn't I? Well, the good news is that I prevailed over the fiddly fan-shaped bits on the Tina shawl.
The bad news is that the shawl decided to watch outdoorsy shows as part of its training for The Amazing Lace. Now it wants to learn how to mountain-climb. I've taken away its TV privileges.
Stash troll: 1. Stash supplicant: 0.